December 2008....
Practicing for his future gig as a late night television show host, Davis has begun doing impersonations. This week, he's working on classic comedians from the 30's and 40's. He does a fantastic Chaplin and a decent Marx, but we think he is at his best impersonating Oliver Hardy. See for yourself......
From no new posts in 5 weeks to 2 in the same day....thank you swine flu. Here's a top 10 list of the worst parts of the swine flu:
Our oldest "little man" checking out our newest "little man"
We're still in the hospital and should be going home tomorrow. Sus and Davis are both doing great. I'll have some time at home next week to share a few fun stories from yesterday, including the umbilical cord explosion that almost took an eye out. Here's two videos of the first shampoo on his thick head of hair (where did he get the hairy gene from???) and meeting the grandparents.
Juju and pop made it around 3 am -- after circumnavigating the entire hospital and staring at each other through a glass exterior door that had a magnetic lock, we finally met in the parking deck and I got them back to see Sus. She's trying to rest and get a little sleep now. Lots of labor ahead! Pop is snoring in the waiting room - Juju and I are watching TV and waiting on Mimi and Poppa to get here. Looks like it'll be an all-nighter for me. I'm not sleepy (but pop is.....and he's still snoring)
We're at the hospital and things will start getting a little crazy in the next several hours. I'll post pics and thoughts as soon as things are settled and I get a chance.
We're in the final week -- although it feels like we've been here for a month. Sus went to the doctor on Monday and she had progressed with the dilation and effacement.....that's as far as I'm going with that. If you don't understand, ask your wife or your mom.
I know what I'm getting Ace for Christmas. Dude took a corn cob from the compost pile and has played with it and eaten it all day. Here's a couple of videos of him with his new favorite toy:
It's June 2nd....this is the month. The due date is exactly 4 weeks from today. Davis will be here this month. We've done everything physically possible in the house to prepare for his arrival. The nursery is prepped, we have diapers, we have enough clothes for 3 babies - it's time to hurry up and wait. I've always dealt with anticipation by making bizarre countdowns in my mind. I think things like "Only 4 more Sundays until the due date" or "By the team Team Camp finishes up, we'll only be two weeks away." I even get caught up in weird thoughts like "I bet I can finish all three of these books before he's born....then I can read these two in the hospital....then this one will be good for July when we get home." I'm a very analytical dude, which is great when I'm teaching or coaching I guess. But I wish sometimes I could just be that guy who's relaxed, rolls with the punches, and doesn't have to have every gear in his head constantly turning. But that's not me. That's not how I was made. So if I did two blog entries a week until he starts breathing air.....oh, enough already.
And here she is back at home with a shirt that I bought for her (around 30 weeks)
Mattie at 2 weeks old - we're sharing a nap. OK - I posed as if I was asleep because Susanne said it would make a better picture. Just keepin' it real......
OR
you could do what I've been doing so far during spring break. The honey-do list was long and distinguished (threw that in for those of you who can quote Top Gun with me). But, in Sus's defense, she is growing the first-born son of our family. So she's probably entitled to a few requests. I've primed and painted (two-coats each) the nursery. She snuck a carolina blue in on me so I hope Coach K doesn't visit soon. I also attacked the yard with a vengeance. The weeds took over quickly -- but they will die soon. I'll have pictures up later tonight of the nursery for those of you (JuJu and Mimi) who are interested in that sort of thing.
Spring Break Part 2 starts tomorrow .... come back and check out the action
The University of Alabama at Tuscaloosa is certainly walking, talking and quacking like a big, huge cheater these days. But I'm sure they haven't done anything wrong...........
Kevin Scarbinsky article in BHam News: http://blog.al.com/kevin-scarbinsky/2009/03/some_good_news_for_alabama.html
Finebaum article: http://www.al.com/sports/press-register/pfinebaum.ssf
Me: I'll give you some example questions from tomorrow's exam. Johnny, you can answer the first one. Jimmy, you're on deck and Tommy's in the hole.
Student: That's what she said
Now - the predicament for a teacher is to laugh or to scold. Outwardly, I told the kid that his comment was inappropriate and offensive....inwardly, laughing and relativley impressed with his wit and timing.
Needless to say - I gave him a high five after class
I'm in the game..for better or for worse. I'm anxious to see if this is something I enjoy and keep up with - or if this is one of those blogs that has months between posts. We'll see. Either way, I'm very late in the game when it comes to having a blog. With the not so distant emergence of young "D" - Mimi and Juju will need to see pictures and have updates on poops and feedings and my ability to father a child. But this isn't going to be a blog about the kiddo. It's going to be a blog about whatever I feel like writing on it whenever I feel like writing on it. Topics should include: Auburn athletics - amusing stories from a 9th grade classroom - the family and in-laws and uncomfortable or humorous stories that arise therein - varied and various other topics.
Again - we'll see if this takes.......